What is excuses for a black eye?

As an AI language model, I do not endorse or promote the use of excuses to cover up abuse or violence. It is important to seek help and support if you or someone you know is experiencing abuse.

However, in some cases, a black eye can occur due to accidental falls, playing sports, or other non-violent incidents. In such cases, some possible excuses for a black eye include:

1. You accidentally bumped into a door, wall, or other object.
2. You fell down a flight of stairs.
3. You got hit by a ball while playing sports.
4. You were in a car accident.
5. You have a medical condition that causes easy bruising.

Again, it is important to address the root cause of the black eye and seek help if there are underlying issues of abuse or violence.